Pic #27: Back to the Blog... GODDAMN WORK!!!

Well, back to the daily grind.

Sorry

Sorry I have not posted pictures in a while due to internet problems (we just got a guy to fix it). I will try to put some new pictures on today.

P.S. I do have to say, it was a good vacation. 

Pic #26: Real Ears

I didn't know there were elephants in Orlando!

Pic #25: The Adventures of Simon #2 (flush!)

For the special 25th picture, I bring you the second story in the saga of The Adventures of Simon! 

Pic #24: Vampire

Sorry, I can't post a comment on this picture over his chomping!

Pic #23: Simon's Mouth Wash™

I got this picture when the National Geographic channel was filming her mouth.

P.S. Sorry I have not posted for like a week. There was a lot of home work (you remember what it was like back then, don't you?) 

Pic #22: Economical Funny (and yes in the "Ha! Ha!" way)

I don't get it.

Pic #21 (now we can drink): 4 Eyes

I think this joke might have been done before.

P.S. Look at the dork on the right.

Pic #20: The Late Bus

Yay! We have reached our 20th pic (and I thought 10 was good)! This is a cartoon that I am doing for my school news paper. Enjoy!

Pic #19: The Scream (modern)

I think he just looked in the mirror and realized he didn't have any pupils.

Pic #18: Nosey

Get it? Nosey? Ha! Ha!... But seriously if you laughed at that with me you are a bad person. What gives you the right to make fun of people just based on there physical differences?!

P.S. Ha! Imagine the boogers that guy must have!  

New Counter!!!

I just installed a new counter at the bottom of the page! If you don't know what a counter is (grandpa) it's a device that counts how many people have visited this blog since it has been installed on the page. I got it free from Tatto Media. So to make the number bigger (as I have said many times before) tell your friends (if you have any) about this site!

Pic #17: Press (school paper)

This is a picture that is going to be in my school newspaper, The Mirror.  I have done some cartoons and articles in the last 2 issues, you can see them at the link.

Pic #17: Jerry

He's not just normal... He's EXTRA ORDINARY*!

*With a booger hanging out of his nose. 

Pic # (super sweet) 16: Prom

Will this guy get the girl in the background? And next, are unicorns real?

P.S. I drew this because my bro is at his prom right now (possibly the only time he will make contact with a female under 40.)

Pic #15: The Plug and the Outlets... Complicated Relationship

Well... on one hand the plug is being sexist... but on the other hand the outlet had it coming to her.

P.S. It's a joke, I'm not sexist. 

Pic #14: Ink Spill

Why couldn't God have just used a pen?!

Pic #13: My $10 (advertising)

Look's like a normal $10 bill, right? But wait! There is something weird on the boarder! If you did not see it then I recommend that you see an eye doctor (and don't drive yourself there). So since (1) I don't have good hand writing, and (2) the boarder of the bill is microscopic, here is what I wrote on the bill:

"Hi! Is it not nice to have $10 with you? Please go to www.1picada-simon.blogspot.com to see me draw 1 picture a day. You don't have to but I would like it if you did! (Then there is a bunch of faces). Read this! Spend me!"

Lets see if anyone actually visits this site! And if they do, where will they be from? Where could this bill end up?

     

Pic #12: Sock Puppet

This is a new character I made up, and I have no idea what his name is.

Pic #11: The Boss

I was reading some Kim Deitch today.

This is the pic for yesterday.

As you can see (unless you are completely brainless), I did not draw this. So don't sue me.

And this is the pic for the other day. 

Here is one of mom and dad (I did not make this one either, Sherlock). 

Pic #10: The Adventures of Simon

Yes, it is the 10th picture. I never thought it could come this far (I'm so proud). So I bring you The Adventures of Simon: I don't stand a chance. So, I will see you tomorrow at the end of this monster's digestive system (which looks pretty far away) to bring you another pic for another day (it may smell bad).  

Pic #9: This American Life (poster contest)

I made this poster today for a This American Life contest (hoping to be one of the 10 winners). This American Life is a great radio and T.V. show. This is the link to their site where you can listen to any of their radio shows and subscribe to their podcast all for free, at http://www.thisamericanlife.org/.

Pic # 8: Real Life in 3D

And here is the picture for yesterday

Highly original isn't it? 

And here is one for the other day I missed.

See? Nothing like this has ever been done before.

 

Pic # (Lucky) 7: My Life (unfinished but predictable)

If you comment on this picture, then please don't ask what I think of my life. It's just a comic that I made at the last minute.

P.S. Sorry for posting it late. I will try to get another picture in today.

P.P.S. Tell your friends (if you have any) about this blog.  

Pic #6: Art Show

This is a short comic that I did at my dad's students art show (you would get it if you saw the art there). If you're wondering why it's not a great picture then you can go live in a hole.  

Pic #5: Stop Pressing Us!

Us *, !, (:, and @ have rights not to be pressed, and don't forget about &,#,?!

Pic #4: On My Mind

I thought it was just dandruff!

Pic #3: Inside the Box

Sorry about uploading this late. I will get another picture in today.

P.S. Tell your friends (if you have any) about this blog. 

Pic #2: In Dog We Trust

Honestly, I was just too lazy to draw a dog body.

Pic #1: The Very First Pic... Eww!

Here it is, my first pic on this blog. It's a very big (and green) event!

Now lets get started!...

Hello, my name is Simon. From the title of this blog you might of correctly assumed that each day I will draw a picture and put them on this blog. If you did not know that then you are looking for www.boogerboy5.blogger.com. Enjoy!